Monday, September 29, 2008

Heaven is when... Hell is when...

Heaven is...

 when the French are the cooks,
 the Italians are the lovers,
 the British are the police,
 the Germans are the mechanics
 and the Swiss run the hotels.

 Hell is...

 when the British are the cooks,
 the Swiss are the lovers,
 the Italians are the mechanics,
 the French run the hotels
 and the Germans are the police.

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