The Milkman

Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in the Act.

 Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims, "Oh boy! Horsie ride! Daddy can I ride on your back?"

 Daddy was relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, he agrees.

 Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

 Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

The Communist

A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news. "You only have six months to live."

 The man sits for a while thinking, and then says, "There's only one thing I can do, I'm going to become a Communist."

 The doctor asks,"You've been a patriotic American all your life, why are you going to become a Communist now?"

 The man says, "Better one of them should die than one of us!"

Not good in bed

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.

 "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.

 "What took you so long to answer?"
 "I was in bed."

 "What were you doing in bed this late?"
 "Getting a second opinion!"