The Fuck Word

Fuck is such a versatile word...

 Greetings: How the fuck are you!
 Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.
 Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
 Confusion: What the fuck...?
 Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!
 Denial: I didn't fucking do it.
 Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway?
 Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?
 Directions: Fuck off.
 Chronology: It's Five-Fucking-Thirty!
 Business: I hate this fucking job.
 Oedipal: Motherfucker.

 The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history:

 Where the fuck is all that water coming from?
 -Captain of the Titanic

 That's not a fucking real gun.
 -John Lennon

 Who's going to fucking know?
 -President Nixon

 Any fucking idiot could understand that.
 -Albert Einstein

 What the fuck was that?
 -Mayor of Hiroshima

 It fucking does "so" look like her.
 -Picasso

 How the fuck did you work that out?
 -Pythagoras

 You want "what" on the fucking ceiling?
 -Michelangelo

 Fuck a duck.
 -Walt Disney

 Scattered showers my fucking ass!
 -Noah