Saturday, October 4, 2008

Condoms

Which condom would you use....

 Nike Condoms: Just do it.

 Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

 Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

 Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

 Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

 Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

 Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

 Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

 Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

 Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

 Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

 New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

 California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

 Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

 KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

 Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

 Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

 Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

 The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

 General Electric: We bring good things to life!

 AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

 Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

 Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?

 Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

 M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

 Chevron: use them? people do.

 Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

 MCI: for friends and family

 Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

 The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

 Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

 United Airlines travel pack: Fly United

 The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

 Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?

 Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam

 Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

 Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!

 McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

 Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities

 Burger King: Have it your way

 Dairy Queen: We treat you right

 AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1

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