Q & A

Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:

 Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?
 A: It's his photo ID.

 Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?
 A: Nothing - "yet".

 Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?
 A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

 Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?
 A: Duck.

 Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?
 A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

 Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?
 A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

 Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?
 A: The bucket.

 Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
 A: Two days.

 Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches?
 A: They hate bread.

 Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
 A: The camels can't handle it.